my my, mr. duck... looking awfully floral today... oh what's that? you're on your way to SAN FRANCISCO OFFICE HOURS??!?

that's right! it's at SIX PM on TUESDAY (today!!) at ZEITGIEST. you will have fun, or your money back!

ask not what your country can do for you. just don't.

double-scoop... it sounds so luxurious. when do we get to have double of anything? but then we grow up and we realize: it was never a true doubling after all. just one more childhood lie, like santa claus, or that spoons can be airplanes.

samsara feels really good actually. I enjoy trying hard at difficult tasks.

":)" and "🙂" indicate completely different emotions. these so-called "messaging platforms" need to learn that I would NEVER want automatic replacement of one with the other.

Exploding Head Syndrome does NOT sound like the type of thing that should be "considered harmless."