driving stickshift is having AB+ blood type for cars.

the two scariest words in small business banking: Personal Guarantee.

Jane Street are cowards. you can tell because they haven’t had to use Martingale yet.

every time you boot windows an angel loses its wings.

I make all my decisions based on vibes. and by that I mean Verified Information Based on Empirical Studies.

I’m smart and funny and pretty and perfect!

And you are too <3