neoliberals will really look me dead in the face and say “if you wanted to open the can you should’ve assumed the can opener”

many subcultures have ways to indicate “I’m breaking kayfabe and being serious right now” (the X-card, calling “scene”, /uj). is there a standardized way I can credibly signal sincerity to a broader audience? irony-poisoning is rampant.

my new favorite pseudo-anglicism: relooking.

I love computer, deeply and truly. but I fear that sometimes… she does not love me back.

asking the FCC to go after your alma mater for sending you spam is like having a very weak, sad chihuahua bite you, so you find an even weaker, sadder pitbull and ask it to hunt the chihuahua.